Comics and Jokes

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Comics

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A Mercz NCO, an Alliance Navy Marine and a Chaos recruit are sitting in a cafe, suddenly the Merczateer says “Look over there, see that guy with the beard and the long hair? He looks just like Jesus. Maybe he can repair my laptop…” So he stands up and walks over to see the guy and asks “Hi… Er… Mr Jesus? Can you do something about my broken PC Screen?” Jesus doesn’t say a word and stretches his hand out over the NCO’s laptop and instantly the broken screen is replaced by a brand new HD screen, the Mercz jumps around the table in joy and goes back to his own table and says “That guy’s incredible, he fixed my PC, guys you have to go and see if he can fix your stuff”. So the Alliance Navy Marine stands up and goes to see Jesus and asks “Hi, I haven’t been able to log into SL for days now because my hand hurts could you erm…” so Jesus doesn’t say a word and takes the man’s hand into his own and instantly it’s healed. So the guy comes back to his table and says to the Mercz guy “He healed me, I’m totally going to whoop your butt in SL now” so the three guys sit around for a while and the third one seems reluctant to go and see Jesus. After a while Jesus stands up and comes to their table, the Chaos guy jumps from his seat and throws his laptop on the concrete, jumps on it and seriously destroys it and starts yelling hysterically at Jesus “Don’t you fix it, I’m an accountant”.

- Submitted by Anonymous